crashusmaximus ([info]crashusmaximus) wrote,
2005-08-15 15:56:00
  • Mood: peaceful
  • Music: Angel - Jimi Hendrix

Monday...

Better known as the M word. I don't think they are so bad. Get to sleep in. Play a little WOW before you go to work. snuggle for a bit longer with Linette before I leave. You know. The good stuff.

I leave for Kelowna on wednesday. Get to see my parents and their new dog, and my old cat. Lord knows I miss them all very much. I love it out there. Okay, so theirs no Xbox, and I gotta leave the WOW account at home too. But its peaceful up there. Its quiet. I don't have anyone screaming at me every 10 minutes. The food is all homemade, there are no sirens. If its cold I burn some logs and sit downstairs with a good book or with my dad. If its hot, I take a dip in the pool. If its somewhere inbetween...

I set the pool on fire.. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

I mean..um.. eheh. heh. um. yeah.

Linettes coming up there too. Narg. I'm going to have to behave myself. No random ass grabbing!!!! No sneaking off to cave with woman. Garrr..

Oh well. Extra long weekend in semi-paradise with my parents. No debtors being assholes. No paperwork.

Just peace and quiet.

*sigh*

Wish I could take you all with me, but alas only room in the car for me and Linette.

That and, you people are crazy. I mean good lord. You'd all scare my parents.

Jeez.

Wierdos.

*rides off on a stoned cheetah bare ass naked.*

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  • 13 comments

[info]lishakatz

August 15 2005, 23:26:38 UTC 6 years ago

OH! OH! I want a stoned cheeta too!

[info]madikai

August 15 2005, 23:30:35 UTC 6 years ago

I'll help with the mental state of the cat, you just need to find the oversized feline.

[info]crashusmaximus

August 15 2005, 23:51:16 UTC 6 years ago

How DO you convince a predatory beast of the wilds, whether feline or ANYTHING else to put their lips around a bong and pull? Hmm... to quote those aliens from Futurama...

"Grah.. urgh... I think there was something funny about that Hippy I ate..."

[info]madikai

August 16 2005, 04:51:01 UTC 6 years ago

medium sized, fairly well sealed room... nothing too fancy is necessary, basically just draft guards on the doors and windows... and a kiln. You take the large predatory mammal you want to adjust the mental state of into the room in a cage. Next, you take the kiln and turn it up to high, door open. Before you get to the next stage you'll want to have a couple of steaks ready for the cat, make them big, and a chair for yourself to lounge in, and plenty of munchies because why waste this opportunity on the cat. After you are finished your prep work, take about a pound of oil soaked, hash specled, pot, and toss it into the kiln. Voila. Stoned kitty, and your very own hot box.

[info]sanityimpaired

August 16 2005, 00:32:11 UTC 6 years ago

Ah, there's the difference. We all have the option of sleeping in, and I'm sure a lot of us could get WOW accounts, but access to Linette for the purpose of snuggling is unavailable to most of the world. Thus the general dislike of Mondays.

Enjoy BC. Bring back a lake and cabin for me.

[info]crashusmaximus

August 16 2005, 01:15:52 UTC 6 years ago

Yes indeed every day would be better if they had a Linette.

But none of you can have her. She's MINE!!!

My own... myyy.. preeecccioussssssss...

[info]arabidmouse

August 16 2005, 02:35:21 UTC 6 years ago

*makes mangled monkey noises* Nar, my throat is really sore. I hope Kelowna helps with that somehow! :)

[info]crashusmaximus

August 16 2005, 02:47:05 UTC 6 years ago

It probably will. Didn't ya know? Kelowna has mystical healing powers. Kinda like the healing waters of the Kilmanjaro mountains, or the great bubbling springs of Casablanca..

"But there are no Bubbling springs in Casablanca, its a desert!"
"I was misinformed."

I need to get out more often.. narr...

[info]troubleinchina

August 16 2005, 07:14:42 UTC 6 years ago

Especially since you got the quote wrong. *wink*

"I often wonder why you came to Casablanca. Did you abscond with the Church funds? Did you run off with a Senator's wife. I like to think you killed a man, it's the romantic in me."

"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."

"Waters? What waters, we're in a desert."

"I was misinformed."

Not that, you know, I'm into the movie or anything....

[info]crashusmaximus

August 16 2005, 14:24:29 UTC 6 years ago

I have been corrected. Thank you.

[info]troubleinchina

August 16 2005, 19:06:09 UTC 6 years ago

*ruffles your cute little crashus hair*

Miss ya, dearling. MOre often than one would think.

[info]troubleinchina

August 16 2005, 07:15:17 UTC 6 years ago

Hey,
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Hey, <lj-user="sanityimpared">, do you know the rules of Linette Keepaway?

[info]winterlive

August 16 2005, 14:46:19 UTC 6 years ago

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